brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
confusedtree: You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
ryaninwonderland: who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
puckquinn: if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
sorryforpartybarackin: its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you
You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life....– Daniell Koepke (via larmoyante)