January 2012
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
I have no idea what I want to achieve with us anymore, but it sure as fuck isn’t this.
Mum: Do you have a girlfriend yet?
Dad:
Me:
Mum:
Dad:
Me: *looks around the room*
Mum:
Dad:
Me: I feel like pancakes.